Freshman Funnies

Here are a few of the recent Freshman Funnies:

1.) K.: Ms. Hammer?

Me: Yes

K.: Do you have a lisp?

Me: Yeah, why?

K.: Just wondering.

Thank you K, for just wondering out loud. Nothing like 14 year old students to boost your self-esteem.

2.) Me: Pull out your To Kill a Mockingbird Books!

R.: Tequila Mockingbird?! When did we start reading that? That sounds awesome!

Yes R., it does. I could definitely use me a good Tequila Mockingbird about right now...





3.) Me: B, YOU HAVE NOTHING WRITTEN ON YOUR PAPER!

B., without even miss a beat responds: I know!

Well, okay then. I guess I appreciate your lack of bogus excuses.